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The Wise Ass on the Hill is a newer character in Pearls Before Swine. He is a wise donkey who gives advice to people who question him. He is an old man who wears glasses and is mean. He sometimes even kicks people of his giant hill. Rat and Pig normally visit him and ask for advice. He is a newer character like Jeff and The Comic Strip Censors.

Appearance[]

Originally, The Wise Ass was had a brown-white beard and was also completely brown. But over the years, he started look more similar to Danny Donkey and always faced forwards instead of to the left.

Personality[]

The Wise Ass is nice but, as earlier, he can get agitated sometimes. He kicks people of his hill and sometimes doesn't even give advice, making the people who see him become disappointed. He also is a jerk to them and even might ignore their questions. Sometimes he also just states the obvious if he doesn't like their question.

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