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Dealing With Loss[]

Ryan:How was the Bingo tournament?
Pig:It was canceled, one of the ceiling fans fell and landed on Aunt Vivian, she died
Ryan:Wow, thats fuckin horrible.
Pig:She knew the dangers of playing the game.

Pig gets dressed for the funeral, pig is wearing a black suit and gets ready to start the car

Ryan:OH SHIT! THERE ARE LOCUSTS IN THIS HOUSE AND THERE’S A FUCK TON OF THEM!
Ryan gets the baseball bat he owned since his freshman baseball season.

The Club of Morons[]

Katie