Nighthogs

Somewhere in california, a 22 year old named Ryan Blake Schwartz, is having an argument on the phone with PETA. Ryan is a human male, who is 6’2” and weighs 172 lbs. his ears are grey, because he is part rat, and his hands are pink. He hates PETA with a burning passion.
So, yeah. I'm Ryan Schwartz, And I have a fucking job interview today, but peta is calling me to see if I want to donate 19 dollars to them, which is not fucking happening.
Ryan:I dont want to give you 19 dollars so that you can kill a bunch of animals and disguise it as charity!
Ryan hangs up on the phone, he’s about to go on the couch when he realizes that he is going to be late for his work application
Ryan:Oh shit, im going to be late, better remind Patrick to get the car started.
Ryan goes to Patrick Morrison’s room, it is filled with empty bags of Cheese Poofs, and it also has a bunch of rotting bacon products and there are posters of The Who and Hannah Montana.
Ryan:Patrick! we got to get going!
Patrick is Ryan’s best friend since kindergarden, Patrick is overweight, he weighs 214 lbs and is 5’11”.
Patrick:Hey Ryan! how’s your morning?
Ryan:Get up, we are going to be late to our job interview, and its today!
Ryan and Patrick walk to the living room and get the keys to the car