Rjexe’s PBS:The Crass Meangrie
- 1 Neighbor Nancy and her Parents
- 2 The Letter o’Hate
- 3 The Church of Cheese
- 3.1 Later That Day
Alexander Brent:
Rjexe’s PBS:Dealing with loss/The Club of Morons
Ryan:How was the Bingo tournament?
Pig:It was canceled, one of the ceiling fans fell and landed on Aunt Vivian, she died
Ryan:Wow, thats fuckin horrible.
Pig:She knew the dangers of playing the game.
Pig gets dressed for the funeral, pig is wearing a black suit and gets ready to start the car
Ryan:OH SHIT! THERE ARE LOCUSTS IN THIS HOUSE AND THERE’S A FUCK TON OF THEM!
Ryan gets the baseball bat he owned since his freshman baseball season.
Katie
Nighthogs
Somewhere in california, a 22 year old named Ryan Blake Schwartz, is having an argument on the phone with PETA. Ryan is a human male, who is 6’2” and weighs 172 lbs. his ears are grey, because he is part rat, and his hands are pink. He hates PETA with a burning passion.
So, yeah. I'm Ryan Schwartz, And I have a fucking job interview today, but peta is calling me to see if I want to donate 19 dollars to them, which is not fucking happening.
Ryan:I dont want to give you 19 dollars so that you can kill a bunch of animals and disguise it as charity!
Ryan hangs up on the phone, he’s about to go on the couch when he realizes that he is going to be late for his work application
Ryan:Oh shit, im going to be late, better remind Patrick to get the car …