The Swan who wants to be a dog (Debut: March 16, 2003) was a swan that wanted to be a dog. He first appeared in Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic and was even on the cover. He wanted to be a dog because his friend has a new girlfriend every night, while swans mate for life. He was visited by Rat from his wife because he wanted to be a dog and was wearing a dog mask. After the Sunday comic he was never seen again.