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The Anxieteers (Debut: April 6, 2003) are spheres in different colors with arms, legs and eyeballs, who tell bad things to people, like Rat, such as what will happen to them that is bad in the future. They first appeared in Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic and then made a second appearance in Lions, Tigers and Crocs, Oh My!

History[]

In their first appearance, they are seen tormenting Rat in his bedroom, who wished to be happier in his sleep by causing him to have serious anxiety issues. When Rat tells them that he feels worse, they celebrate, just before they all leave, one of the Anxieteers, Fred tries to calm Rat down, but his abused by the leader, Herb.

In their second and last appearance, the Anxieteers are once again seen terrorizing Rat, about his girlfriend maybe cheating on him with her boss, Ken. Rat is horrified, until informing them that he doesn't have a girlfriend, with the Anxieteers realizing the address wasn't 803 Hearst but instead 505 Sansome Street.

Known Members[]

Charlie[]

Charles, or Charlie, is the green one who said goodnight to Herb

Herb[]

Herbert, or Herb, is the blue leader who said goodnight to Charlie

Fred[]

Fredrick, or Fred, is the orange one who originally got rid of Rat's Anxiety by saying "It'll Be Okay" but failed when he was smacked by Herb

Bob[]

Robert, or Bob, is the pink one who was framed by Fred.

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