The title of this article is conjectural.
Although the article itself is based off of canon information from the Pearls Before Swine continuity, the actual title is pure conjecture. |
The Rat-Cuban War was a brief war between Rat and Raul Castro.[1]
Prelude[]
Rat took the guise of a man named "El Jefe, the Cuban avenger!" in order to invade Cuba.[1] He remained in Albany, California, as Guard Duck and Snuffles proceeded to Miami in order to get to Cuba.[2]
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Main Events[]
Sea Invasion of Miami[]
Having departed Albany, it can be assumed that Guard Duck and Snuffles used the Panama Canal to cross between the Pacific and the Atlantic.[2] Once in Miami, the mercenaries attempted to blend in, disguised as characters from "Miami Vice" while they prepared for the final leg of their journey.[3] Back in Albany, Goat expressed disbelief that they could make it to Miami.[2]
Jamacian Campaign[]
Somehow, Guard Duck and Snuffles took a wrong turn, and ended up in Kingston, Jamacia,[4] where Guard Duck shot a Sherrif, and Snuffles shot his deputy. They were imprisoned, but managed to escape and make it to Cuba.[5]
End of the War[]
Guard Duck and Snuffles were caught and had to pretend that they were there as part of a cultural exchange. They were given some whiskey and cigars, and in turn, they gave Cathy to the Cubans.[6]
Notes and References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Pearls Before Swine for Monday, September 8th, 2008.
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 Pearls Before Swine for Tuesday, September 9th, 2008.
- ↑ Pearls Before Swine for Wednesday, September 10th, 2008.
- ↑ Pearls Before Swine for Thursday, September 11th, 2008.
- ↑ Pearls Before Swine for Friday, September 12th, 2008.
- ↑ Pearls Before Swine for Saturday, September 13th, 2008.