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Eet-a-Zeeb Incorporated was a corporation set up by the crocs to catch Zebra.

History[]

In Zebra's backyard, the crocodiles appear in a box, with illustrations implying it to be a corporation all over it, and tell Zebra that they just opened a powerful corporation to kill him. After a couple days of work, the CEO tries to get things started but, accidentally, instead gives away thousands of dollars to his workers because they gave him compliments. This eventually comes back to them when they lose all of their money, and the CEO has to fire some of his workers. While at a concierge, the crocs witness some moles and set their goals to eat all of them, which then fails.

Starting a Nuclear War[]

After realizing they have failed at every chance of eating Zebra, two crocs visit Russia and buy a nuclear missile, and put it on Zebra's lawn. The next morning, Zebra finds the bomb and hires volunteers, Guard Duck and Snuffles to take care of it. When the crocs find out that not only will it kill Zebra, but also them, the CEO asks Floyd to take care of it, who rides on it, similar to Kong in Dr. Strangelove, and is mutated, after this Eet-a-zeeb inc. shuts down.