Church Of cheese

Pig blesses his congregation.

The Church of Chesse was a religion started by Pig, due to the fact that he can only trust Cheese.


One day Goat and Pig were talking about religion. Goat explained to Pig that religion is something that is infallible in a given person's life. He then asked Pig what in his life met those standards. Pig replied; "Cheese. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to build a church."

He did this and his church grew to at least four members not counting him. He blessed his congregation by throwing nacho cheese at them. When his religion was criticized, Pig started an inquistion, during which an executioner killed people who were against it, and Pig asked them; "Did thou blasepheme cheese?"