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left to right: Fred, Dirk, Myrna

The Box O' Stupid People was a box full of people that Rat claims that they should be out of harm's way, and is also one of the most popular Pearls comics. In Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Comic, Rat puts all of the most stupid people he could find in a box near his house (probably his backyard) so they can no longer disturb society. But when Pig comments that this isn't right, Rat puts him also in the box.

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Dirk[]

Dirk is a black haired man with freckles who reclines his airplane seat all they way back and crush the knees of whoever sits behind him.

Myrna[]

Myrna is a blonde skinny girl who likes to block a whole grocery aisle with her shopping cart while looking for her favorite cake mix.

Fred[]

Fred is a bald fat man (similar to Neighbor Bob) who makes unnecessary personal calls on his cell phone while in public places.