"Doze buffalo ees so darn treecky." - Biff's last line in the entire strip before his disappearance,
Biff (Debut: May 14, 2006) was a crocodile that Stephan Pastis kept as a pet because he was to stupid to live with the other crocs in The Zeeba Zeeba Eata House. He was fed "Puppy Chow'' and had a collar very similar to Andy's. He also hated having "Puppy Chow" because he already ate 4 Buffalos that hide out in the trees, when in actuality, Biff just said that so that he get more "Puppy Chow". He appeared in The Crass Menagerie and was later seen in Pearls Sells Out. But, he made is first appearance in The Sopratos, where Stephan goes to a cafe and tells Rat that he's having a bad day because he has to deal with Biff. To which it then cuts to Biff in Stephan's Backyard saying "...Me a baaaaad man." while 2 other crocs watch him behind a fence calling him sad and pathetic. The next day Pig sees Stephan taking Biff for a walk and Pig tells him that what if they might come across a small poodle that he could attack to which we then see Biff's leash inside the mouth of a poodle. But this doesn't kill him however as we see him again in Pearls Sells Out.
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